emma watson: gets casted as the female lead in one of history's biggest movie franchises
emma watson: spends the next decade slaying as hermione granger
emma watson: manages to flim 8 movies as a teenager AND get amazing grades
emma watson: gets accepted to Brown, an IVY LEAGUE UNIVERSITY
emma watson: overcomes the struggle of leaving home to go to college overseas
emma watson: completes her degree despite always having to deal with the fact that she's a huge celebrity among regular college students
emma watson: delivers an empowering, wonderfully thoughtful, honest speech about gender equality
emma watson: is intelligent, down-to-earth, kind and sweet
emma watson: is also ridiculously hot
emma watson: is perfect human
crusty men living in their parents basements: shit
crusty men living in their parents basements: i feel so threatened rn
crusty men living in their parents basements: let's leak her nudes
THIS IS GREAT BECAUSE THIS IS WHAT WOULD IT WOULD HAVE ACTUALLY SOUNDED LIKE FROM LIKE— ELSE’A PERSPECTIVE OR SOME TINY UNNOTICEABLE FAIRY THAT MAKES NO SOUND REMEMBER, WHEN DISNEY CHARACTERS BURST OUT INTO SONG THEY DONT HEAR THE MUSIC, JUST THEM AND WHATS HAPPENING AROUND THEM AND THIS REALLY PUTS INTO PERSPECTIVE JUST HOW fucking weird these assholes are i mean like seriously what the fuck
Women's football: Player gets kneed in the face, no one gets carded, she gets up has a drink and keeps on playing.
Men's football: Player trips over his own shoelaces, cries, clutches his knee and demands a penalty.
SANTANA: I want to be with you. There’s no one like you.
I just want you. I finally understand what people are talking about when they talk about love.
Sophomore year, I used to sit in this back row and secretly watch you. I counted the number of times you'd smile at me, and I'd die on days that you didn't. It's where we fell in love, where I could say things with music, when words just weren't enough.
And you know I will always love you the most.
You don't have to say anything, Brittany.
Please say you love me back.
Is that a yes?
I'm so yours, proudly so.
I love you Santana. I love you more than I have ever loved anyone else in this world.
Are you crying?
SANTANA: It's just that I'm really happy. I belong with you. I love you so much!
BRITTANY: I love you too!
I SWEAR TO GOD IF THE BRITTANA MARRIAGE THING IS REAL AND SANTANA’S GOING TO PROPOSE IN THE CHOIR ROOM AND SAYING SOMETHING LIKE “I HAD TO DO IT HERE BECAUSE IT’S WHERE WE FELL IN LOVE ” OR SOMETHING SIMILAR I’M GOING TO THROW MYSELF OUT OF THE WINDOW.